003. my sailor is as smiling as the pleasant month of may

[ Hello Barge, meet Aggie Kennedy. If she seems amused, it's probably because she's wearing a pretty dumb hat that she's found in her room, along with an ill-fitting navy uniform because all of her dresses are gone. Vanished! Just like that. ]

Apparently I'm meant to impersonate a sailor boy for the next several days. My clothes are all missing.

[ She reaches up with one hand and straightens that ridiculous hat. If this is to be the flood's punishment, so be it. She'll wear it with pride! It's actually kind of fun, if she's perfectly honest. ]

It's not a very imaginative flood, is it? It's only my second but I'd come to expect more from the Admiral... Has anyone else found themselves with a similar problem? I confess I don't exactly mind it much myself.